im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm too high and old for this...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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