marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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