Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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