I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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