Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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