I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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