We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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