i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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