Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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