I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
We left an ass print on the piano.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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