Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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