she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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