You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
