Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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