..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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