she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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