I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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