please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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