I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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