We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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