idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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