It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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