physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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