I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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