I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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