I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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