thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
fuck your aforementioned shoe
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize
