Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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