Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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