so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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