I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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