and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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