plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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