You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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