So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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