did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
ttyl tear gas
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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