i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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