sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
So. Much. Porn.
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