gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
are you so shy because you have an std?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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