what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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