Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Randomize
