ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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