Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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