So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I forgot wine drunk hurts
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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