ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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