Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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