Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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