Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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