white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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