just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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