i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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