Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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